HOW TO MEASURE YOUR PENIS
FIRST.... find a measuring device. A cloth measuring tape works best. IF you can't find one - then a piece of string will do. After measuring yourself with a piece of string you can place that string along a wooden ruler or some other measuring device!! [I hope that makes sense!]
IF your penis 'curves' or 'bends' [and many penises do!!] be sure to measure along the curve or bend. Don't measure STRAIGHT from your pubic bone to the tip of your penis - in other words!!
Now the fun part!
GET ERECT
Take your measuring device and measure your penis from your pubic bone. [the 'pubic bone' is the bone you feel when you press in the area that is covered by your pubic hairs] Don't press TOO hard - but hard enough to be firmly against that bone. Now hold your penis [if you have to!] and place the measuring device [whatever your using] along the top of your penis. [that's the part of your penis that YOU see!!]. You are measuring from the pubic bone along the TOP of the penis to the tip of your penis. THAT measurement [whether in inches, centimetres or millimeters] is your OFFICIAL length. The reason I suggest measuring FROM the pubic bone is because it puts every guy on a level playing field. [so to speak] Some heavier guys have extra fat behind their pubic hairs - making the penis APPEAR smaller.
IF you are using a piece of string [or whatever] find the distance from your pubic bone to the tip of your penis and then measure the piece of string.
To measure the thickness or 'girth' or your penis - stay erect and find the thickest part of your penis. [along the shaft] Take your measuring device and wrap it around your penis. [like a 'ring' goes 'around' a finger] Take note of how many inches, centimetres or millimetres it takes to go ALL THE WAY AROUND. Whatever that measurement is - that will be your official 'circumference' of the thickest or 'girth' of your penis.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!!!
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